I have always found it interesting to observe people without their realizing it. It is a good time pass. Watching the expressions and trying to decipher their complex thinking process is real fun.
Yesterday evening I was at the Polynation Food Court on the top floor of Oasis Mall in Koramangala. I had gone there with Siddhartha and Arpan. While the two had gone to arrange for some food, I sat on a table observing a birthday party of a 5 year kid. There were lots of people gathered around the table, singing merrily and clapping the hands. Forced smileys on faces, strained cheek muscles are pretty common. A genuine smile or laughter is very rare to come across. You get to watch those only on the faces of innocent kids.
Fast forward a few minutes after the cake cutting, and the circus began. I wonder if people realize how stupid they appear sometimes. I was watching this man, maybe in his mid thirties. He was talking to a woman, sorry to say, but she was definitely fat, or what we Indians have started referring to it as being healthy. But I suppose since she was wearing this tight western style dress, our guy was getting attracted to her. And c’mon, mid 30′s with balding hair, you don’t deserve better.
Heck! Coming back to the topic, the two of them were chatting. Then the lady walks away pretending to talk to other people. She was clearly faking it because none of her other conversations lasted more than a couple of minutes. And when she had exhausted all her options, she turned her attention to the kids. By this time, our guy had had enough. He took a couple of short steps towards the lady, but never walking in a straight line, as if trying to prolong the moment when he would have to talk to her again.
Eventually he reached her. A strained smile on both their faces. He said something to which her reaction was a laughter. And it occurred to me that laughter is the one reaction that you almost always get when talking to people from the opposite sex. Is it that all the men in this world are born comedians, with I being an exception of course, or is it that the girls have been programmed to laugh at anything a guy says.
I had an interesting discussion with a friend of mine, Rohit, on a somewhat related topic. I had read somewhere that when a guy tries to chat up a girl, he is so busy concentrating on her, that he has no knowledge of what he is speaking. Usually, he blabbers something rubbish, which, had he spoken to his boy friends he would have had been mocked at. And yet the girl finds it funny enough to laugh. And to this Rohit answered – My dear friend, it’s not for nothing that girls are stupid. No offense meant to anybody. The context was I wanting to meet one of those insanely ignorant, dumb and dim witted blond girls who get so popular on youtube.
While writing all this, I have my roommate beside me, busy chatting up a girl. He is listening to some loud songs, which I don’t even want to know about, and is giggling like a crazy small boy. Every few minutes he bursts into laughter. And once when the internet got disconnected because the laptop ran out of battery, he got frustrated and immediately arranged for a different laptop. And this is not the story with only my current roommate, but with most of my friends. Gawds! Could someone please tell them it’s too irritating to watch such idiotic expressions on my friends face.
And if you think this was all, it gets worse when they start bragging about girls they know. To this I am reminded of a dialogue from the TV Series Coupling.
Sally to Patrick: Is there any form of female behavior that you don’t consider as getting attracted to you?
Patrick: Nope! Never happened to me.
Guys! Wake up. Stop being made fool of. You are not the only “Stud” out there. And for gods sake, stop over acting. A one liner that I really liked was thus:
Money, Attitude and Ego are like our underwear. Everyone should have them, but never exhibit them in public.
I actually wanted to write about something else. The topic was how stupid I find different people. But I took an example and exaggerated it a lot. But now that I have deviated from the topic, I would like to conclude it, and hope that I write about the Jokers again sometime later.
But seriously, please people, grow up! Stop acting like children. Guys, have some self respect and don’t go overboard trying to impress a girl. And girls, you don’t have to giggle at everything silly.
Heck, people irritate me.
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